gayleaf:

you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so

(via macaroni-god)

thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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(via succeeding)

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

(via orgasm)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via claryti)